It’s January 20, 2026. I walk in and immediately spot the “surprise” on the bathroom tile:
Luna, my super-smart Border Collie, had another indoor potty accident. I’ve taught “go potty” outside countless times, rewarded every success with treats, but the second she gets excited, all training flies out the window.
Before I can even process it, I turn to the couch:
Herc, my muscular Belgian Malinois, turned my pull-out chair into a full excavation site. Fabric shredded, wooden frame exposed, stuffing everywhere. He’s the ultimate “excavator,” and the couch never stood a chance.
These two high energy puppies have clear roles: Luna handles the “potty surprises,” Herc specializes in destructive chewing. As a total beginner owner, I’m just cleaning up, sighing, and laughing at the same time—because this is our normal now.
Luna’s Potty Training Setback
High energy breeds like Border Collies get distracted so easily. When playtime hits peak excitement, bladder control is the first thing to go. I take her out every 1-2 hours, go wild with praise for outdoor success, but one missed moment and the floor becomes her canvas. Small win: she’s starting to circle near the door to signal sometimes. Lesson: more crate time when I can’t watch her, no scolding—just clean and reset.
Herc’s Couch Remodeling Project
Herc’s destruction level is insane. That hole took focused effort for several minutes—proof his brain and jaws need massive outlets. I’ve given him durable chews and puzzle feeders, but nothing beats the thrill of real furniture. Progress: he now pauses (briefly) on “leave it.” Tip from experience: puppy-proof harder—hide or cover tempting items, and tire him out first with walks or play to cut down on boredom chewing.
A lot of this high energy puppy destruction comes from unmet needs: not enough mental stimulation, exercise, or clear boundaries. But right after the chaos, they switch modes instantly—like in this photo:
Herc and Luna curled up on the couch, Luna snuggling against Herc, with the chewed-up edge still visible… Seeing them like this melts every frustrated moment away. This is why I keep going: behind all the mess is pure cuteness and companionship.
If you’re battling high energy puppy destruction too—Malinois excavation jobs, Border Collie potty fails, or the double combo—you’re definitely not alone. Drop your worst “puppy destroyed X” story in the comments or DM me on IG @herc.luna. What’s your current chaos level? Next week I’m trying a stricter crate + exercise routine. Wish us luck—and send durable furniture and toy recommendations!
